My Own Personal Brand of Heroine
Episodes
10 episodes
Ball
Quick Note: we talk a little more explicitly about pedophilia and grooming in this episode, and felt like it couldn’t hurt to give a little content warning.Nat shares their tips for spicing things up in the bedroom, Jacob sea...
Little Circus Dad
Lida emits a noise unfit for human ears, Nat makes a long-term enemy of the Mormon church, Edward has a delicious little snack, and no one in this book has any concept of boundaries.Your (optional) homework is to read chapters 14 and 15...
Hungry Is Horny, Horny Is Hungry
Stephanie Meyer invents a new type of shirt for a very special purpose, Edward and Alice enjoy a picnic, Nat and Lida get down in the weeds of intimacy choreo, and the lion finally falls in love with the lambIn this one, we read chapter...
Some People Are Gay
Edward is always hard, Lida heals from a milk induced trauma, Nat isn't feeling this one, and Matt plays some badminton. If you're studying for the test, we read chapters 10 and 11. Theme song by Freddie Bay...
Exquisitely Male
Edward knows his hands are disgusting, Nat and Lida have an expansive animal vocabulary, Jessica purchases a really nice electric blue number, and Bella and Robert Pattinson share an appreciation for Italian food.Also, we read chapters ...
What Are We Even Doing Here
Nat experiences a haunting, Lauren might know more than she lets on, Bella spends an inordinate amount of time struggling with a dial-up connection, and Lida considers the ethics of providing unlicensed therapy to a fictional character.F...
Your Vampire Is Showing
Nat aces a Buzzfeed quiz, Mike is man of simple tastes (and unsimple spikes), Lida’s dreams get extremely crowded, and Edward endures a fate worse than death.If you have a PhD, you might be interested to know that in this episode we rea...
Wet Days
Nat and Lida plan a lawsuit, Charlie Swan has a thing for doctors, Bella literally almost dies, and Edward's got the giggles. For all our bookish listeners out there, we're recapping chapters 2 and 3. We'll be doing two chapters a w...